"I have updated your car over the air. Pray I do not update it any further."
What I hear when Volvo touts Google Gemini integration, and the ability to add new features to your EX60 after you have already bought it.
"I have updated your car over the air. Pray I do not update it any further."
What I hear when Volvo touts Google Gemini integration, and the ability to add new features to your EX60 after you have already bought it.
We have fucked up Computer so badly, in that regard. Instead of building user trust, allowing for swift deployment of necessary fixes and new features that genuinely makes the user's life better, The Update has become something to be feared.
For pretty much anything with a connection to the internet, too; your mobile phone, your laptop, your television, your fridge, your car, your thermostat.
Everything you use might suddenly start showing ads. Or stop working entirely because whatever 'cloud' service it depends on stops being available.
Such potential, all wasted for more ad revenue.
@sindarina A hypothetical future Volvo driver pulls up at an intersection. Lights are on red.
They put on the handbrake/parking brake.
There's a "ding" from the console; new terms and conditions which must be accepted. They include subscription services, including the ability to take the handbrake off.
Across the world, Volvo cars are abandoned because the extractive rent model applies, and drivers won't pay it.
Dystopian yes, fictional - for now!