Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Jellyfish Lamp. In their natural habitat, jellyfish light up to warn other creatures that there's an oyster nearby. Everyone in the ocean hates oysters. Very shellfish animals, always clutching their pearls.
https://collabs.shop/9r3qrm
Please don't ask me for more oyster puns. I used up all my energy coming up with the first ones. I'm shucking exhausted.
@lowqualityfacts why you poor thing, your mussels must be really shore.