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Low Quality Facts

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Jellyfish Lamp. In their natural habitat, jellyfish light up to warn other creatures that there's an oyster nearby. Everyone in the ocean hates oysters. Very shellfish animals, always clutching their pearls.
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Low Quality Facts 3d ago

Please don't ask me for more oyster puns. I used up all my energy coming up with the first ones. I'm shucking exhausted.

𝓙. 𝓜.3d ago

@lowqualityfacts why you poor thing, your mussels must be really shore.

Ashwin Dixit 3d ago

@tpfto @lowqualityfacts

Yeah, you should clam up.

@lowqualityfacts have you heard of the richest oyster in the sea, Elon Mollusk? I hear he likes linux gaming so much he is going to buy-valve

Ashwin Dixit 3d ago

@varx @lowqualityfacts

Have you heard of this species of parasitic rodent that people are so sick of, it's trying to colonize other planets? It's the Elongated Muskrat.

𝓙. 𝓜.3d ago

@varx @lowqualityfacts I presume you've seen https://www.samandfuzzy.com/3224 or https://www.samandfuzzy.com/3344 already?

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Kenny Midnight 3d ago

@lowqualityfacts shells bells. I was really hoping for more.

Michael Weiss 3d ago

@lowqualityfacts that's so shellfish of you, I might have to fight you with my barnacles.

Emily Rayne 2d ago

@lowqualityfacts

Bad dad joke. But not a low quality one.

And here I thought oysters were just jellyfish that were afraid and found a mullet-proof house. Both are spineless cowards.

Sea what I did there, I reef-ered back to the jellyfish, and even punned with a rhyme, and finished with a fact.

I'm sure that took high effort to, to make.