if Amazon—and nobody else—sold a flat-pack guillotine for rightsizing billionaires, would you buy it?
yes
44.4%
no
30.9%
show me the answers
24.8%
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@cstross

I don't think those are very hard to build.
And they don't need to be perfect, just drop the blade twice.

@fzer0 @cstross that's literally the thing Dr Guillotin was trying to prevent with his invention.