There aren't enough butch lesbian elf characters.

I mean are there *any*??

What I want is something like one of the 3D Tales games, except where there are at least two lesbian characters.

I don't even mind if they're not the main characters, I just want fantasy genre lesbians and I want at least one of them to be an elf.

in the Community Content section on the Steam page (maybe just the Library page? idk) for the Star Ocean The Last Hope 4K remaster, there's this picture of this character,

and, boobs unnecessary, I want more characters like this in my life

I'm still on Star Ocean 2, and that game has a New Game + I think and also a *ridiculous* amount of endings apparently, so it'll be a while before I'm in the 3D era of that series let alone onto The Last Hope,

a game that Graham and Paul from LoadingReadyRun collaborated with Yahtzee Croshaw to talk over the opening cutscene of years ago, and which has a protagonist called Edge Maverick.

iirc it still holds up

edit: ehh, it's not one of their best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvAloYuuEMQ

Star Ocean: The Last Hope || Unskippable Ep013 [Aired: March 30, 2009]

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about to start a file on Tales Of Vesperia, a game that also has: a booby elf.
I'm not specifically seeking out games that have booby elves, I just happen to like one of the types of games that sometimes have them.
matter of opinion

yeah, in this japanese game, they decided to call the male main character Yuri.

So I'm gonna be making *that* joke a lot in this thread prob'ly.

This was *poised* to become a Star Ocean: The Last Hope thread, hahaha.

Maybe it still will at some point. Maybe this is the games with booby elves thread.

oh this is sweet.

Save Points exist diegetically, they were created by mages who wanna read about people's travels.

but that's *two* eggs

Yuri Lowell's line delivery is weird but idk if it's the voice actor's fault, might be a bad or non-existent voice director, or have been done in a rush.

Shame he wasn't voiced by Yuri Lowenthal though, that would've been a fun silly casting decision.

Yuri Lowenthal played two characters in Tales Of The Abyss, he's in the series.

Scrolling down his filmog, I've heard him in like a dozen or more roles but I can't really remember any of them. I'm aware he's good and that people who pay more attention to voice actors than me like him.

Yeah the voice acting in this game suffers from the weirdly common problem of every line sounds like it was given to the voice actor completely out of context, and they're saying it like none of what they're talking about has been brought up before or is *already the subject of the conversation they're in the middle of*.

I'm used to it by now but I shouldn't be, no one should be. TV shows don't have this problem, surely it's an easy problem to solve.

Every noun spoken like it's the first time it's been spoken for a while.
"Ah mate it's a really gorgeous view, I wish you could see it."

the A button stopped working suddenly for no discernible reason. Found this solution, it works. Computers are so weird.

(it says "when choosing language" but that's just because that's the first button input you do when firing up the game, this works anywhere and everywhere.)

oh, like the knoll :D

(Tales series inside reference)

The post office will know what it means.
holy shit, Folks In Cloaks would be a hell of a band name
oh I didn't realise this wasn't a Mighty Boosh original, it's actually a song Beck wrote as sheet music for other people to record, and was maybe originally recorded by Jack Black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHt1ffDpl0
The Mighty Boosh - We All Wear Cloaks (Beck) @ The Barbican

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I'm listening to the Jack Black version now and it works but, well, there's a reason I thought it was a Mighty Boosh original, it's far more perfect for them than for Jack Black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7K9vPkYYjc
We All Wear Cloaks

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'cos I was *gonna* call it "possibly the last recorded Mighty Boosh song".
They sell dog armour at the library.
They keep saying "could you be any more of a ___", "could this be any more of a ___", and it's just making me think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKmkIcp0KE
Uh, yeah, could I be any more of a house?

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tried to get the dog to make a sandwich and it just made dog food. Which is still pretty impressive actually I s'pose
I can't cook anything else now because it says the party is full, confirming that all four of the humans also ate the dog food.

Oh the game hates changing window types, it wants to be fullscreen all the time or it'll literally lock the whole computer, weird.

Runs perfectly fine *in* fullscreen mode, and alt+tabbing out and in again causes no issues, so it's fine, this just means I can't level grind while watching youtube videos.

*Weird* error for a PC port that came out in 2019 though.

Um there's a potentially good lesbian ship developing, in this game with a character called Yuri (who is unrelated to the ship).

I keep thinking "wait are you actually doing this" and the answer hasn't been no yet.

Like, there's been several bits of dialogue that don't seem heterosexual to me.
A blessed cloak that with a small amount of protective magic... yeah, you know the rest ;)
there's a place in this called Nordopolica and I can't stop reading it as Nerdapalooza
wonder if they did this on purpose / booooo

dog: "Woo.

...f! Woof! (That was just a normal) woof."

heck yeah, gonna unlock Falco!

...maybe. None of these characters are Donkey Kong so I can't do the down and B strat like usual.

fuckin' 'ell, what an intense sword design, jeez