That explains a lot.
@lowqualityfacts The problem is that all Mondays are longer than average.

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And even worse, most of them are working hours.

@lowqualityfacts I swear its been more like 63 hours long these past few weeks
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Which is distinctly different from
'Mondays on average are 34 hours long'
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That's just an average, Garfield said it's longer