Me: If you don't call this home, then the fairies won't believe you.
Wife: I don't need the fairies
Me: How are you going to get to Torpoint then?
Wife: I don't need the fairies
Me: How are you going to get to Torpoint then?
Ripping Yarns DID have an episode in Torpoint. They showed the train station and everything. Torpoint does not have a rail station.

No, no, I did get it (but I didn't notice your username before! Very apt