Me: If you don't call this home, then the fairies won't believe you.
Wife: I don't need the fairies
Me: How are you going to get to Torpoint then?
This might not work if you don't know #Torpoint
@juglugs Even though it was the premiere, Encounter at Torpoint is among the most underrated TNG episodes.

@linuxandyarn

Ripping Yarns DID have an episode in Torpoint. They showed the train station and everything. Torpoint does not have a rail station.

@juglugs I've never seen Ripping Yarns. Is it about frogging knitting and crochet projects? 
@linuxandyarn It's classic Michael Palin. Only a few episodes, but so worth it. Torpoint is in Winfrey's Last Case
@juglugs Sorry, went back and added the wink because I wasn't sure the joke went through. Ripping Yarns did actually air for a little while on WHYY, the Philadelphia PBS station that also introduced me to the Pythons and Doctor Who. However, I only saw three of four episodes back in the day.

@linuxandyarn

No, no, I did get it (but I didn't notice your username before! Very apt