Fake Yarra Trams
If half priced fares, why we no get to run half services?
It’s so unfair that we’re meant to provide according to an agreement that clearly isn’t in our favour. We demand double the pay, and for that to double when fares increase in 2027. #YarraTrams
Jun 2 at 10:30pmWeb
Show threadBiggles 20X6!Jun 3
@fakeyarratrams all trams will be cut in half, one half to run on each track, doubling services.
Show threaddevopscatsJun 3
@Taco_lad @fakeyarratrams This reminds me of the tale of the system that used to track trains/signalling in Melbourne, it used two PDPs to manage the rolling stock, the cutover point for the systems was the middle of the loop, one time a train broke down in the middle of the loop and had to be towed out by another train, it broke the system and they lost track of both trains
Show threadFake Yarra TramsJun 3
@Taco_lad That’s a great idea! It also means you’ll never make it as a Yarra Trams manager.
Show threadBiggles 20X6!Jun 3
@fakeyarratrams ah! That's a trick job. There's no managing the unmanageable.
Also, I don't have enough zip disks to cut the carriages in half lengthwise