So in shitkicker town, it's illegal to be a drunk? Screw that. Only thing you can do in shitkicker town.
One solution to moving your puppet monster is: Don't! Wrap up a carpet & roll it at the victim!
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"What in the ding dong hecka-ma-doodle is that?"
THE FUCK?
Staticky styrofoem peanuts! The hillbilly's natural enemy!
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Is Kim (Holly Fields) there supposed to be very young? She's gotta be around 24, but acts like she's 12, maybe 14? ALSO, about the same age as her "aunt" (Andrea Roth).
Tom is the only person besides Doc Roller who ever went to college from this shithole, & BOY does that make Brad mad.
Kim's final words: "I'm gonna move closer".
"Plants are the most savage of all life forms!", yes, except for their uber-predators, DEER.
"Burt Mosely learned a long time ago, don't argue with crazy people carrying guns."
You got a whole room full of UV lamps. You could lure the bad guys in & turn them on. NOPE! Nobody clever!
I learned don't watch badly-paced movies by crazy people. Pffft. I miss seeing montsers in this monster movie. OH LOOK ONE MINUTE of monsters.
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Tom. The hillbilly farmer told you not to breathe the herbicide.
I appreciate a movie that ends on an up note. Life, uh, finds a way!
Do the zombies have the plant in them? Or are they just doing what the actual plant people say? Is that weird thing with Heidi's throat just the actress's liposuction wattles? Why was there never a sequel?
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