Iron Pencil Statue 
The twist is gonna be that the weird rock is uranium right?
that kinda looked like his ass got shocked repeatedly--- oh hi little guy!
and the katamari is back
Siri Play "Lonely Rolling Star"
I was KIDDING About a second-chance romance focus on the little creatures please
NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMASHIIII
Kinda want a horror movie about a katamari to be honest
I don't think holding a gun or wearing a cash register makes you "Bullet-proof"
Ultimate Fruit? Are we going to the goblin market 
Honestly Unhinged Alcoholic Doc is the only character I remotely like in this
Maybe he wants the ultimate fruit to brew into an alcoholic drink
I like how having more than a high school degree makes you more qualified to solve "guy with a gun" that an actual cop. Actually wait hold on that makes sense. #ACAB
definitely a seed person he pronounced "Herb" wrong
Degauss that screen dude
OH SHIT AN AVOCADO
WE DON'T HAVE ANY GIANT SLOTHS AROUND ANYMORE WE'RE FUCKED
I was gonna jokingly say "make Guacamole" but since seeds can get passed through your intensines and propagate that way... well...
You know this could be the origin of Riverdale / SEX ARCHIE (the hit Riverdale Recap Podcast)'s idea of the Cult in the Woods
you know I would probably be too nauseous to eat a fruit after that experience
wait did the ex not see the katamari?
Wait they're not using STANDARD AMERICAN TIME??? the seedpeople conspiracy goes all the way to the top people 
Heidi could ALSO be a seed person and it's just your dick telling you that she's not
Oh no they got that one guy with the sitcom
that was a bit too passionate of a kiss as a father figure for someone you've known like... 2 days...
I'm glad Doc is expositing in a helpful way as he tries to kill the other guy who I don't remember the name of
Siri Play The Little Shop of Horrors Cast Recording
I genuinely thought he was gonna say "they can't tolerate heavy doses of alcohol"
I dunno if this is the face-blindness or what but I can't tell Protgagonist apart from Frank
I'm hoping the seed people are gonna make a cool corn maze for the protagonist to get lost in
do you mean "seeds in general" or "alien Seeds" because I'm pretty sure idk hydrangeas prove that seeds can grow in non-acid-rich soil
yay for bad farming practices!
Wondering if he's gonna start a fire only to learn that some seeds only propogate via fires
I can tolerate a lot of things but when you insult my meteorite That's when I kick you out!!
why ARE the seeds week against UV light? as alien life forms traveling in idk pinecone meteorites wouldn't they deal with a lot of UV light?
don't hug her to immediately take her out of the ultraviolet light!
you know if they set up a UV Blacklight are they gonna be disgusted by the alien jizz?
Oh I figured it out. The Seedpeople put on ultra expensive sunscreen that has like an SPF (and UV blockage) of like 500. that's why only the lights inside work
I think you need to get him drunk again when he's sober he's too eager to do science
The Housekeeper Katamari seems smarter than the rest of the seed people
Yay fire!!! now the seeds will spread :)
Oh at least they used Electrocuted correctly
you know I don't know anything about directing or screenplays but I think I could write a better take on this. Like trying to burn the valley down but Oh wait it's like certain forests you just made the seeds propogate and sprout!!!!! 👻
(Yes I like my shitpost idea better)