This is Rated R so 🔞

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Seed PEOPLE? Not going far enough. Instead of Seed MAN we should have Seed COMRADES

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I'd kid about him being a baby about needles but that looks like a genuinely painful place to get an injection (or blood draw or IV)

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okay if my romance tropes are telling me anything this is based on a "Second-Chance" Romance novel. That's what they meant by "original idea by" right?????

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I got paid in WEEMS

wait hold on

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Is "Hot Cider" an allusion to Hard Cider? (as a reminder, Apple Cider in the US is basically warm spiced apple juice, no alcohol)

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or maybe it's about his brewing skills like he's huffing badly prepared cider

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I was born in 1992 so I don't really know: Had we invented therapy (or anti-psychotics) yet?

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OH it's a weird-ass flower

I thought he was stupid enough to poke a wasp's nes--- is he getting jizzed on?

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You know when I think about it, now that things are growing in spring / summer, this is the perfect movie to think about the cycle of germination and plant propagation

It's EDUtainment really

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Okay the "Hot Cider" is definitely about him being an alcoholic.

I genuinely got confused because who drinks cider cold????

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KATAMARI DAMACY

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How could Frank be so selfish they're probably in a water crisis rn (sorry that's too real)

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You know. When we mention Jizz.

They're being covered with SEED.

that's literally old romance novel terminology

So the Seed-Jizz makes sense In this essay I will

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This lecture is boring put Gattaca on like my high school science classes did whenever they didn't want to teach

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The twist is gonna be that the weird rock is uranium right?

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that kinda looked like his ass got shocked repeatedly--- oh hi little guy!

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and the katamari is back

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Siri Play "Lonely Rolling Star"

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I was KIDDING About a second-chance romance focus on the little creatures please

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NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMASHIIII

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Kinda want a horror movie about a katamari to be honest

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I don't think holding a gun or wearing a cash register makes you "Bullet-proof"

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Ultimate Fruit? Are we going to the goblin market  

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Honestly Unhinged Alcoholic Doc is the only character I remotely like in this

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Maybe he wants the ultimate fruit to brew into an alcoholic drink

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I like how having more than a high school degree makes you more qualified to solve "guy with a gun" that an actual cop. Actually wait hold on that makes sense. #ACAB

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definitely a seed person he pronounced "Herb" wrong

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Degauss that screen dude

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OH SHIT AN AVOCADO

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WE DON'T HAVE ANY GIANT SLOTHS AROUND ANYMORE WE'RE FUCKED

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I was gonna jokingly say "make Guacamole" but since seeds can get passed through your intensines and propagate that way... well...

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You know this could be the origin of Riverdale / SEX ARCHIE (the hit Riverdale Recap Podcast)'s idea of the Cult in the Woods

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you know I would probably be too nauseous to eat a fruit after that experience

wait did the ex not see the katamari?

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Wait they're not using STANDARD AMERICAN TIME??? the seedpeople conspiracy goes all the way to the top people  

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Heidi could ALSO be a seed person and it's just your dick telling you that she's not

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Oh no they got that one guy with the sitcom

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that was a bit too passionate of a kiss as a father figure for someone you've known like... 2 days...

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I'm glad Doc is expositing in a helpful way as he tries to kill the other guy who I don't remember the name of

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Siri Play The Little Shop of Horrors Cast Recording

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I genuinely thought he was gonna say "they can't tolerate heavy doses of alcohol"

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I dunno if this is the face-blindness or what but I can't tell Protgagonist apart from Frank

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I'm hoping the seed people are gonna make a cool corn maze for the protagonist to get lost in

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do you mean "seeds in general" or "alien Seeds" because I'm pretty sure idk hydrangeas prove that seeds can grow in non-acid-rich soil

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yay for bad farming practices!

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Wondering if he's gonna start a fire only to learn that some seeds only propogate via fires

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I can tolerate a lot of things but when you insult my meteorite That's when I kick you out!!

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why ARE the seeds week against UV light? as alien life forms traveling in idk pinecone meteorites wouldn't they deal with a lot of UV light?

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@lapis That would be a good twist.
@lapis It's not just you.