Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community

SUMMIT, NJ—In a surprise attack of astonishing brutality, oral cavity sources confirmed Thursday that the Listerine inside a local mouth was leaving 0.1% of germs alive in order to spread a message of terror throughout the microbial community. “The mouthwash killed my entire…
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