@justinto about 15 years ago I adopted a "how does that help you do your job?" filter for stuff like this.
People always make excellent noises in response.
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Just a little bit up the slope from this, I do not instigate, but if they volunteer to make the noise unbidden, I ask if they can repeat a few times so that I can narrow down the source of the diagnosis.
Eventually they notice the gently teasing smile on my face and share their opinion of my methods in a manner that I probably deserve.
@justinto My wife called our mechanic to say that the brakes on the car were making a noise and needed to be checked.
"What kind of noise are they making?" he asked.
"They're making the kind of noise they make when they need to checked," she answered.
The hosts for the old NPR call in auto repair advice show "Car Talk" used to do that, too. Good fun for the listening audience
@justinto I kid you not, I used to be able to diagnose hardware issues remotely. "Can you hold the phone over by the hard drive in question?"
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