a stalwart Man was subjected to my post with a cute girly aesthetic and he took the time to let me know how much it annoyed him that there are posts on Mastodon that are cute and girly. There is of course only one solution

@0xabad1dea Stalwart man doesn't know what mute is? If you don't like it, mute it and move on with your life, while they move on with theirs.

BTW, I like your duck 🙂

@technothrasher I got the duck for five euros from a random sidewalk vendor in Sicily. I got the goat from Odin's jowls. I pried open his mouth when it became clear he was smuggling something, and there was an entire goat in there of unknown provenance
@0xabad1dea @technothrasher saw this out of context and didn't THINK you meant a LIVE duck and goat but I was NOT SURE ABOUT THAT.
@kevingranade @0xabad1dea @technothrasher Odin's jowls are cavernous enough to smuggle an entire live duck