@rands I'm old enough to have typed stuff on a Teletype or punch cards. There were not lower case characters on those devices. My first FORTRAN program output this on the system console in upper case.

Mom first saw this notice in an issue of ANALOG SF and showed it to me. We both thought it was hysterical. I wrote it down and it became my first FORTRAN program at the local community college while I was in High School.