Mastodawn

Tufted puffin running on the water to take off.

@FritzAdalis @cascadepine @ratfactor always always always on Fedi, there is someone with the exact same dad joke only faster

@grob yep, I came in here to make that exact post myself. Thanks for once again proving that you people are the absolute best. 🤣

@cascadepine
Strong "going for a stupid run" imagery in my brain. Where did you find the puffin?

@RedRobyn they live in the Straight of Juan de Fuca!

Her: Babe, come over.
Him: Can't, I'm swimming.
Her: My parents aren't home...
Him:

@cascadepine
Kind of mind-blowing that this is a theropod dinosaur.