so is it just me or is everyone else in #Evanston and #Skokie being relentlessly stalked by J. Blanton Plumbing?

is J. Blanton even a real person? is this a local business with an insane advertising budget, or is it some new terrible private equity plumbing play, or WTF? why is this plumber everywhere? why are their trucks everywhere? why do we get mail from them twice a week? why do they know we have a dog?