People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"
@Richard_Littler everyone knows "Two Flerms to a Blerf, 4/5ths of a Blerf for a Kenneth. Two and a half Kenneths for a Grand Nigel, and Eight Ningis to a Triganic Pu"