Ian

Overheard while boarding a National Express from Cardiff to London:
- Are we going right to the back?
- YEAH!

#WalesToSweden

May 27 at 9:16amWeb
Show threadIanMay 27

Is there a word for the questionable gallantry of offering to swap seats on a bus so that two pals can sit together (offer accepted), then* realising your move is a massive upgrade because a roof light is going to put those seats in full sun for the whole ride along the M4?

* only then, honest

#GingerAltruism

Show threadIanJun 1
I think I'm going with Schattenfreude.
Show threadEd BridgesMay 27
@bestdeadends Smart move. My sister always assured me that if you sat at the back you got a longer journey. She wouldn’t have lied to me, would she‽
Show threadIanMay 27
@DrEdBridges
Did she routinely upsell being close to toilets?