Dear app developers,
I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
Sincerely,
Every smartphone user ever

@malwarejake @robpike I absolutely ALWAYS do a review when asked in this fashion.

It is always a complete excoriation coupled with the lowest star rating available.