Hadas Weisswhy are threesomes only for sex i want to join a couple when they're getting cake
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@HadasWeiss ever thought about organizing a cult?
paul“Well you don’t wanna bang on an empty stomach.”
@Kierkegaanks @HadasWeiss @Alice
beige.party offers a buffet before our ritualistic sex parties*.
we are civilized like that.
*awkward meet ups.
https://beige.party/@Alice/112499111677350965
incidentally has anyone filled @Mrfunkedude in on our ritualistic sex party and soup summer of 26' timetable?
for those of you not already acquainted with this dude, he abides.
he is one "hoopy frood"
he sacrificed 500 followers, a coveted place in the 5K club and quote tooting to be here with us today.
Alice McFlurry :bc: (@[email protected])
ATTN: If you plan to attend the Mastodon meetup at the Tampa Marriott this weekend and you are a VIP attendee, please ensure you bring your official VIP lanyard or else you risk being denied access to the VIP soup bar.
Mr Funk E Dude 🤡@amiserabilist @Kierkegaanks @HadasWeiss @Alice @MAJ1 @Soldusty I happily sacrifice these things to the Fedi gods in hope that they will bestow their blessings upon this instance.
🙏 Dom inoes itzap izza. 🙏
your sacrifice is duly noted brother funk.
it will be rewarded multiply when we reject our puny human natures, and are transformed into immortal extraterrestrial beings, ascending to the next evolutionary level.
or the next meet up.
whichever comes first.
personally i am not too invested in the whole "mass suicide" thing, but just go along with it to be one of the gang.
(please don't tell the others!)
i have some cool robes for you (lightly soiled), a light sabre (toy) and some dirty mags (heavily soiled).
welcome into the fold.
@Soldusty @amiserabilist @Mrfunkedude @MAJ1 @Alice at the mass suicide events, are there designated cleaners?
i haven't actually read the whole pamphlet (any of it), so don't actually know the whole political structure of our future immortal extraterrestrial society.
i assumed it would be Fully Automated Luxury Furry Gay Space Communism, and everyone just lounges about while the robots do all the work.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fully_Automated_Luxury_Communism
sorry i could not be of anymore help.
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@amiserabilist @Kierkegaanks @Soldusty @Mrfunkedude @MAJ1 @Alice The Culture Novels are better version of this, 'drug glands!'
That's the sort of Future I was promised!
i love those books.
but less so his fiction.
i always thought it would make a great anime series.