A brief word on #men
"Alpha/beta males" aren't real in the social hierarchy sense, as you probably know (based on bad study of wolves in captivity)

But alpha, beta, and gamma typing of males is real in the study of reproductive strategies. For those of you not already familiar:
α: He-Man defends a harem
β: ~monogamous nice guy
γ: femboi joins a harem

In light of these, I would like to suggest that we add the following, to match common usage:
σ ( #sigma ) male: no strategy, fails to reproduce