Who wants to form a blatant ABBA ripoff band with me? We shall call ourselves BAAB. I'm Ben so I need two A's and another B (or people willing to change their name). Songs will include 'Dancing King', 'Dadda Dia', 'Möchtest Du', 'Crypto, Crypto, Crypto', 'The Victor Gains It All' and 'Stalingrad'.
@TheBreadmonkey I would like to point out that my name starts with an A.

@Alice Hooray! Now we just need to convince two other people - ideally with names starting with the right letter or be willing to legally change their name, some white all-in-one sparkly bodysuits, a plucky attitude and a record deal and we're gonna be RICH!

🎵Ooooh Stalingrad, couldn't defeat you you are my dad. Oooh Stalingrad promise to love you like you're my dad. 🎵

(I think we need more words that rhyme with Stalingrad aswell)

@Alice @TheBreadmonkey stalingrad! I couldn’t defeat you and froze to death

@Kierkegaanks @Alice

This did not rhyme

@Kierkegaanks @Alice

I can't remember if I mentioned it's to the tune of Waterloo by ABBA

🎶 Stalingrad! Promise to love me and not get mad🎵

@TheBreadmonkey @Kierkegaanks @Alice

But that's not the rhyme scheme to Waterloo.

Stalingrad!
I couldn't defeat you and froze to death.
Stalingrad!
Cold Russian winter took my last breath.

@TheBreadmonkey @Kierkegaanks @Alice 🎶Stalingrad! Nazis defeated by Russian lads!
Stalingrad! Jude Law's a sniper, that film's not bad!
Stalingrad! Don't fight war on two fronts, that's just mad!🎶