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None Hitwonder@dannotdaniel okay that was pretty funny.
@nonehitwonder yes I hope the insurance company put him on speakerphone
Bunny Jane's Humansona
AutistiCritic@dannotdaniel @catsalad Unfortunately, I’m fresh out of sympathy. 🖕🏻😁
@benjamincox @catsalad indeed 💀👌
Sharkfie 
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George Dinwiddie@dannotdaniel
Encore: “The driver has since been arrested on charges of operating a vehicle in a closed section of a park or lake, as well as several water safety equipment violations.”
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/20/tesla-cybertruck-texas-lake-wade-mode
Mark Malowany 🇨🇦
geolaw@gdinwiddie @dannotdaniel Please say also charged with littering
Rupert V/@gdinwiddie @dannotdaniel Somewhere out there is a guy called Wade Mode who doesn't deserve what's coming.
Dan Morris@dannotdaniel These cybertruck articles are so heart-warming. It's like "here's the crap made by someone I hate failing!" combined with "here's a douchbag with shit political views who's going to be out a fat pile of money"
Bodling