Klingons speak in angry unix commands, standing on the bridge yelling shit like "Grep ls awk chmod!"

@unlofl Reminds me of this one:

Human programmers write functions with parameters.

Klingon programmers write functions with arguments - and they win!

@rhempel @unlofl Which reminds me in turn of:

Klingon software is not released - it *escapes*, leaving a bloody trail of incapacitated QA engineers in its wake!