Mr. Scam Likely
Klingons speak in angry unix commands, standing on the bridge yelling shit like "Grep ls awk chmod!"
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Show threadpatterMay 20
@unlofl chowning entire starships
Show threadMr. Scam LikelyMay 22
@patterfloof Send them to de'vnuul!
Show threadDale HagglundMay 20
@unlofl Poetry is always better in the original klingon...
Show threadTyrell Gen-8 PleasurebotMay 20
@unlofl @bridget LEX YACC!!
Show threadRobert Petersen May 20
@unlofl @mos_8502 You bring honor to your Terminal
Show threadChalk Outline HieroglyphMay 20

@Sonikku @unlofl @mos_8502

This put a smile on my face, on a day when I needed it. Thank you.

Show threadTronMay 20
@unlofl Sokath, his eyes opened. Jinza, when the truth was uncovered. @unlofl, when the light came over the mountain 
Show threadrhempelMay 20

@unlofl Reminds me of this one:

Human programmers write functions with parameters.

Klingon programmers write functions with arguments - and they win!

Show threadaspraggMay 21

@rhempel @unlofl Which reminds me in turn of:

Klingon software is not released - it *escapes*, leaving a bloody trail of incapacitated QA engineers in its wake!

Show threadStoneBear May 20
@unlofl ... which leaves Riker duck-duck-going "what the heck did he just say?"
Show threadskippyMay 20
@unlofl @jwz cat ripgrep ag bash zsh!
Show threadscottleyMay 20
@unlofl pet awk
Show threadfaxmodemMay 20
@unlofl
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀May 20

@unlofl

You are not wrong

Show threadObbie KingMay 20
@unlofl Some Czech sentences sound like that.
Show threadPatrick Loftus 🖖May 21
@unlofl systemctl disable tribble.service
Show threadGreg BellMay 21
@unlofl @mav today is a good day to vi