Neurotypical boiling frog: acclimates to the rising temperature and boils thinking it's in a sauna

Executive dysfunction boiling frog: fully aware of the rising temperature; precisely predicts the time at which death will occur. will get around to jumping out of the pot later, just can't even right now

@brooke not me here digging out the trench next to the side of the house mere hours before a huge rainstorm is about to hit, to avoid flooding my basement, fully aware that i could've done this at any point over the past 6 months