Girl on the Net
Welp, let's hope that I haven't used these condoms in the FOUR INTERVENING YEARS.
May 20 at 2:27pmWeb
Show threadGirl on the NetMay 20
(It's fine, they were bought for a fuckbuddy at the time as an experiment and we were both tested so no stress. But still. Probably not great that the recall came long after the products were likely to have been used)
Show threadKathy MurdochMay 20
@girlonthenet You were both tested, unlike the condoms apparently
Show threadnadjaMay 20
@girlonthenet That sounds like an *extra* fun thing to get a notification for <.<
I'm certainly glad you dodged a bullet there ^^
Show threadInterpipes 💙May 20
@girlonthenet I've never particularly looked closely at condom shelf-lifes (other than to ensure they are in date at point of use) but I might have expected them to simply be expired after 4 years anyway?
Show threadGirl on the NetMay 20
@interpipes yep
Show threadDavid GearyMay 20
@interpipes @girlonthenet There's no way your balloon animals are going to still be inflated after that long.
Show threadGiles of the JungleMay 20
@interpipes @girlonthenet I was rather crushed to discover a box had expired recently, quite pleased I checked as I wasn't really aware of them expiring before. But sadly the large box and my wistful optimism were no match for the reality of two busy adults balancing children, work, household chores, hobbies etc.
Show threadahnlakMay 20
@girlonthenet I mean... surely they've expired by now?!
Show threadTormodMay 20

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