I wrote Trump a letter saying that my Spotify account was suspended while Biden was in office, which prevented me from listening to Kid Rock. In return, the president awarded me $30 million in slush fund money.

@lowqualityfacts

How come those folks in /r/PrayerstoTrump are not so lucky?

@lowqualityfacts This is totally false! No one, not even Trump, would believe that some one wanted to listen to Kid Rock.

You need to up your game!

Wait... Is that you Eric?

@lowqualityfacts You should have implicated Biden more directly, "granpa had my account suspended for trying to listen to podcasts about Jan. 6th" some shit like that.