OWASP OttawaMay 20
Andy Zeigert
Every sign like this has a backstory
May 18 at 7:19pmIvory for iOS
Show threadRetMay 18
@zeigert wait those are for hand drying?
Show threadOzzelot May 18
@ret @zeigert Humanity will do anything except realize paper towels were probably the best option
Show threadan actual busMay 19

@ozzelot @ret @zeigert Nah dog I'll take blowers anyday.

No need for dyson's pretentious bullshit though.

Show threadAndy ZeigertMay 19
@renardboy @ozzelot @ret i will chime in that after replacing crappy vacuums every couple years I finally bought a dyson and it still works great 15 years later
Show threadBill the LizardMay 18
@zeigert Worst. Urinal. Ever.
Show threadmillennial fulcrumMay 19
@lizardbill @zeigert gave myself whiplash
Show threadXilokarMay 18
@zeigert
A front story if I may (well, I hope)
Show threadDeltaWye 🔜 AnthroConMay 18
@zeigert So comedian Michael Hing noted that if someone is really, really intoxicated, they may mistake that device for a similar wall-mounted device in a men’s room.
Show threadan actual busMay 19
@zeigert "This strange urinal blew my piss all over the place"
Show threadChris In Toots 🌈May 19

@zeigert

That hand dryer is mounted kind of low.

Show threadBaloo UrizaMay 19

@ChrisInToots Wheelchair users and other vertically challenged people exist.

@zeigert

Show threadChris In Toots 🌈May 19

@BalooUriza @zeigert

Great point!

Show threadMatt HallMay 19

@zeigert

...

Sometimes the water _splashes_.

👀

Show threadPoloniousmonkMay 19

@zeigert

After you join the mile high club you wanna wash off before going home to the wife?

Show threadAllen but one of the good onesMay 19
@zeigert I mean it looks like a trash can, so I can guess how this story goes 😆
Show threadgnaddrigMay 19
@zeigert
After a while, the thing may end up looking like this (found years ago in a public toilet in Basel Badischer Bahnhof):
Show threadGemma ⭐️🔰🇺🇸 🇵🇭 🎐May 19
@zeigert Anything of a size to fit a penis will undoubtedly be fitted with a penis at some point in history.
Show threadQole May 19
@zeigert
I suspect that people were trying to dry swimsuits, towels, clothes... But it's a funny picture.