The systemd project has announced that to comply with Canada's proposed Bill C-22, systemd will incorporate a mechanism to automatically install the government's public key into the `authorized_keys` configuration of every sshd server.

"It's not about politics in software, it's about ensuring the safety of our children," said Lennart Poettering's Claude agent. "Complying in advance is something we must do, as it allows us to get ahead of You have reached the monthly limit of your Max 20x plan. Click here to purchase more usage credits."

@AmyZenunim Can't find a source for this, but... ye gods, "think of the children" rears its ugly head yet again. 🔥

@woozle full disclosure: this is satire

however, it is true that Poettering has invoked "think of the children" and complied in advance with unjust laws, and is a prolific claude abuser

@woozle don't get comfortable. this may soon come to pass
@AmyZenunim Yeah. -.-

@woozle @AmyZenunim

while we're all here, what distros are systemD-free, I only know of Peppermint OS, and its latest version is still in development.

No systemd - Resources against systemd and alternatives

A collection of resources pointing out reasons against systemd and what alternatives are available. Find Linux distributions without systemd.

@bryanredeagle @Sassinake @woozle @AmyZenunim they really have OpenWRT there too, brb going to install it on my laptop now!