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incredible incident report it found
https://nesbitt.io/2026/02/03/incident-report-cve-2024-yikes.html
May 19 at 4:59pmWeb
Show threadr҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖2d ago

@0x4f4449 "The legitimate maintainer has won €2.3 million in the EuroMillions and is researching goat farming in Portugal"

Amazing

Show threadkajer :unknown:1d ago
@0x4f4449 @bofh_excuses is leaking again
Show threadRairii   1d ago
@0x4f4449 this is satire but it's still really funny and the fact people can't tell it's satire is probably its own statement on the npm/pypi/etc ecosystem
Show thread__Miguel_1d ago

@Rairii @0x4f4449 I am still not 100% sure it's NOT satire, honestly...

Hilarious read (once again), though! 😛

Show threadNO FUTURE1d ago
@0x4f4449 json with nested comment support 
Show threadtrinity1d ago
@0x4f4449 we can assure you we will not make this mistake again as we have euthanised all engineers' dogs and do not allow them to keep any more
Show threadDave Wilburn 1d ago

@0x4f4449

I cannot support the practice of people naming their pets curse words.

No dog has ever deserved to be called "Kubernetes".