Thanks to all who told me that my website was erroring (@colindean, @zenspider). Ghost is terrible. And flaky tech happens to everyone!
I migrated from Ghost to GitHub Pages, plain ol’ Markdown posts and Jekyll. Go go DNS propagation.
Not really what I wanted to be doing with my Sunday evening, but I won’t have to fight NodeJS version and package incompatibilities to do security updates anymore for my extremely simple and no longer overengineered website.