Fesshole 🧻
There's this younger guy at work who has a crush on me and keeps walking behind me trying to catch a look at my arse in my workpants. He's not taking the hint so one day I purposely farted everytime he walked past and he stopped
May 16 at 3:20pmWeb
Show threadhaliphax 👾1d ago
@fesshole Impressed they were able to just conjure it on command like that
Show threadThe Doctor22h ago
@haliphax @fesshole It's a gift.
Show threadC++ Wage Slave21h ago

@drwho @haliphax @fesshole

I heard an ugly rumour that women fart as often as men do.¹ In that case, they have to hold it in as often as men do.

¹ It's not a rumour: it's a fact.

Show threadBernard Sheppard16h ago

@CppGuy @drwho @haliphax @fesshole I have neither an unwanted admirer nor a shapely arse, but I will crop dust any fucker who can't afford me a little personal space while standing in a queue.

Bump into me once, and you get glared at.

Each subsequent bump gets a crop dusting.

Stand the fuck back.