myrmepropagandistBreaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.
Cooing Imminent.
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This problem is getting WORSE
Video shows that the dove has gone beyond being spherical and is starting to distend at the equator developing its own gravity.
Why is no one talking about this?
mourning dove oscillating, winking and squinting
What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
Chris Ford 
@futurebird Dove is all you need.
dove is all there is