myrmepropagandistMay 9

Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.

Cooing Imminent.

#birds #borb #borbAlert #pointlessVideo #looklooklook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVZXDgdWIQs

mourning dove inflating and deflating

YouTube
Show threadmyrmepropagandistMay 15

This problem is getting WORSE

Video shows that the dove has gone beyond being spherical and is starting to distend at the equator developing its own gravity.

Why is no one talking about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mTx-GQRdbs

mourning dove oscillating, winking and squinting

YouTube
Show threadmyrmepropagandist
What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
May 15 at 10:23amWeb
Show threadmyrmepropagandistMay 15
All you see is dove
dove is all you see...
because you are tidally locked!
Show threadranjitMay 15
@futurebird what lies on the dark side of the dove??
Show threadรngela Stella MatutinaMay 15

@ranjit @futurebird

"There is no dark side in the Dove, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the Sun."

(a slight paraphrase)

Show threadLappenjammerMay 15
@futurebird ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Show threadmyrmepropagandistMay 15

@LappenjammerDieZweite

How is this a real animal?

Show threadLappenjammerMay 15
@futurebird Well, I simple have to trust you on this.
Show threadjd ๐Ÿ”†May 15
@LappenjammerDieZweite @futurebird
Science is conspiracy. For more, please visit us at Flat Dove Society
Show threadLappenjammerMay 15
@jd ๐Ÿ˜
Show threadgbsillsMay 15
@futurebird Watch out. I'm pretty sure this last dove is trying to pass the telepathic question to you of "Got any ants?"
Show threadmyrmepropagandistMay 15

@gbsills

This is why fat ant queens waddle so fast and live in fear!

Show threadgbsillsMay 15
@futurebird I know right? It's sort of like being hunted by a cute Jabba the Hutt.
Show threadHugo MillsMay 15
@futurebird As the Beatles said, All you need is dove / dove is all you need.
Show threadmyrmepropagandistMay 15

@darkling

Dove is all there is. All matter in the known universe is now dove.

Show threadChris Ford May 15
@futurebird Dove is all you need.
Show threadmyrmepropagandistMay 15

@cford

dove is all there is

Show threadA cool crab wearing shadesMay 15
@futurebird They put all their points in roundness and none in nest integrity.
Show threadThriftstoreBarbieMay 15
@futurebird I wanna grab it!!!
Show threadโ„’ำฑแธษฉฤ™ ๐Ÿ’พโ˜ฎโˆž๐ŸŽถโ™ฒโ˜€๐Ÿ”‹May 15
@futurebird Proper chonker there
Show threadWurzelmannMay 15
@futurebird what a majestic borb fluff! ๐Ÿ˜
Show threadDeborah Preuss, pccMay 15
@futurebird "like a scoop of icecream in form". You win today's alttext sweeps! ๐ŸŽ‰
Show threadbimmรปreMay 15
@futurebird certified bรธrb
Show threadoscarfalconMay 16

@futurebird

Fluffy Dove!

Show threadBudgegeria ๐ŸฆœMay 16
@futurebird Yeah, what? People need to wake up! #borb
Show threadBen ZaninMay 16
@futurebird cc: @kim ๐Ÿ‘€โ†‘โ†‘ ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธโšช
Show threadmhoyeMay 16
@gnomon @futurebird @kim putting the orb in borb