Solar Branka 
From the Editors ~
"But seriously, 2026 is an opportunity like never before. The trouble is, the
fishgibbons and evildoers of this world are thinking the same thing and
licking their icky lips. Whether ChatGPT drinks one bottle of Evian or sips
a fraction of a teaspoon of Pure Life per prompt, pinky out, this year we
must take a stand against datacenters, and all things AI before drops in the
bucket turn into a wave of mutilation."