GayDeceiver

The Bible

WARNING: Contains: Incest, rape, murder, war, same sex romance, sexual acts, sexual abuse, polygamy, genocide, biological warfare, natural disasters, patricide, matricide, infanticide, slavery, civi war, guerrilla warfare, destruction of government property, razing of cities, torture, war crimes, crimes against humanity, jihads, decapitations, murder suicides, bad drug-fueled trips, martyrdom, persecution, dietary restrictions and magic.

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May 12 at 2:37amWeb
Show threadDavid6d ago
@GayDeceiver *note that the homosexuality was only added into the bible in 1946 (or something), and is often in dispute 😜
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀4d ago

@GayDeceiver

I think you forgot: "description of drug fueled trips" somewhere in there.

Show threadGayDeceiver4d ago
@ParadeGrotesque maybe add "hallucinations"?
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀4d ago

@GayDeceiver

No no.

Read Revelations.

That's not a hallucination, that's one mushroom too much.

Show threadGayDeceiver4d ago
@ParadeGrotesque OK. I'll change it. 🙂
Show threadcranky hedgehog 🦔 🏳️‍🌈4d ago
@GayDeceiver and that’s not including the book of revelations.
Show threadKirk4d ago
@GayDeceiver And a one-eyed giant, and cockatrices, and flaming shrubbery that speaks....
Show threadBond. James Bond.2d ago

@GayDeceiver

It doesn't take long for me to ascertain if any religious freaks I encounter have actually read the Bible or not.

Show threadGayDeceiver2d ago
@RVLara23 That's right! :-) It's a book full of the human condition.
Show threadBond. James Bond.2d ago

@GayDeceiver

Most people hear the greatest hits every week and think they've "read the Bible."

This is most especially obvious in the religious nitwits who want to ban books.

Show threadbigjsl2d ago
@RVLara23 @GayDeceiver reading the bible in English from 1964 started the downward spiral for the Catholic church once their congregations heard what was actually in it.