hentaivirus
@Taweret That's probabaly a game on steam right?
@lapis I'm sure it will be if it isnt

@Taweret now that we seem to have that Horizon: Zero Dawn Porn Game Parody in the steam store (not making this up posted about it earlier) I'm sure anything's possible

Why not a Hentaivirus game on a cruiseship 

@lapis so is it a dating sim?

@Taweret I clicked on the game because I wanted to answer this question and I CANNOT tell

it looks like it's 3D porn and you have "Rivals" you can "Take down"

@Taweret so I'm assuming you do not date but.... I'm not willing to buy it to find out
@lapis Cruiseship Hentaivirus should be a dating sim tho

@Taweret definitely

I think I figured out how to work around the idea that it's like Sex Pollen or something (that's where my brain goes when I hear "Hentai-VIRUS")

Maybe it's more like fanfiction trope of hanahaki disease (die if your love if unrequited) and you're dating and have to consummate your love but you can't just do a casual fling to cure the hentai virus. You gotta find a bond (or multiple soulmates idk)

@lapis dating sim where you're a doctor on a cruiseship where the passengers are succumbing to hentaivirus
@Taweret ooh yeah I like that!
@lapis as you talk to passengers everything you say affects both affection and viral load, as viral load goes up they mutate

@Taweret as I went down to get supper I mentioned the idea of the "HentaiVirus Cruise Ship Dating Sim" to my brother and he immediately pulled up the opening for something called "The Love Boat" and I genuinely could not tell if it was scripted TV or early Reality TV

(I say early but apparently Reality stuff goes back to at least radio days)

@lapis @Taweret me crumbling to dust because someone doesn't know a show I crew up with that ran for 9 years

(though there was a brief revival of the show for 2 years and there was a reality tv version for a season in 2022 that i completely ignored)

@wohali @Taweret at first because of the typo I thought you were saying you were PART of the love boat crew and I wanted details.

I watched a lot of nick at night as a kid but it was mostly me being weirdly fascinated with Three's Company

@lapis @Taweret breathing easier, haha. no i was not involved in hollywood in the 70s or 80s, lol
@Taweret @lapis now I want a Resident Evil dating sim, too.

@aud @Taweret They could totally do it!
Tumblr has showed me soooo many people's uh... "Creative" and horny mods for that Leon guy.

He's always up to something new (and X-rated) whenever a game comes out and I'm browsing

@lapis @Taweret Leon "Skank" Kennedy in, "Rack N Poon City"
@lapis @Taweret COSTARRING: ADA SCHLONG
@lapis @Taweret AND INTRODUCING CLAIRE THE BEAR, AKA "DADDY REDFIELD"