no, more mr. nice guy!May 11
doll!
there is some yugioh shit happening in baseball
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Show threadAprettyture! [0172]May 11
@saikou plurality win

also obligatory @Elizafox mention for mariners mention

- carrie
Show threadElizabeth  May 11
@aperture @saikou Yeah! It’s wild. He just one day came our said he has an alter ego named Walter. The fans just rolled with it.
Show threadElizabeth  May 11
@aperture @saikou
Show threadAprettyture! [0172]May 11
@Elizafox @saikou the cishet mind cannot comprehend plurality

-carrie
Show threadRa (Freyja) (it/its)𒀭𒈹𒍠𒊩May 11
@aperture @Elizafox @saikou this assumes the cishet mind can comprehend anything, something I doubt
Show threadElizabeth  May 11

@freya @aperture @saikou the best part is he’s one of the best pitchers for the Mariners and we have one of the best bullpens (term for the pitching players) in baseball, when we are hot at least. Dude is genuinely elite when Walter is on the mound. Not so much when he’s not.

I suspect other players also have alter egos like this because of our inconsistency. Luis Castillo comes to mind.

Show threadRa (Freyja) (it/its)𒀭𒈹𒍠𒊩May 11
@Elizafox @aperture @saikou and yet, people act like plurality doesn't exist. the cishets are not ok
Show threadElizabeth  May 11

@freya @aperture @saikou yeah I don’t get it

FWIW he’s not even the first, Herschel Walker of football fame has DID although he’s also an abusive asshole and also a mega chud so fuck him.

Show threadm_on_stairMay 12
@freya @Elizafox @aperture @saikou

surely in this particular case he just heavily disassociates rather than actually having DID
Show threadeden <3May 11
@saikou ???????????????????????????
Show threadElizabeth  May 11
@pagefault @saikou What's confusing? (Mariners fan with DID here)
Show threadElizabeth  May 11
@saikou @sierrashark this is real
Show threadSierra KastellaraMay 11
@Elizafox @saikou maybe??
Show threadElizabeth  May 11
@sierrashark @saikou Wasn't a question, it is real :P. He's talked about it many times over the years.
Show threadDio9sysMay 11
@saikou
bro got the millennium mitt
Show threadSysAdmin1138May 11
@saikou I love to see a fellow locker-inner.
Show threadShinra May 11
@saikou wtf I love baseball now