This is combat veteran satire but let’s be real here; most of the ICE mofos only WISH they coulda made it in the military.
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“I was in the Navy,” another agent said. “I was on the no-carry list for two years before they discharged me for a personality disorder. All I did was keep a fire axe and a hit list under my mattress. I still qualified when they let me shoot, though, because I imagined the targets were people on the ship.” - The Duffel Blog
https://www.duffelblog.com/ice-agents-veteran/?fbclid=IwZnRzaARuwt9leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEexPWDQZpN-9DjZiTIZkIG7rAd-NG3o4Qxguk8lV0ebZ5fE2w4WO6nDs4k1-w_aem_z1mo99T0vK7WdB8592Vy8g&brid=YWdncwGnMY8s6IDOe3PgdDet57Zh