Sounds like some of us might be, maybe, organising some kind of clojure thing in Edinburgh before the heat death of the universe. It might be a dojo, but no guarantee of food, beer, whiteboard, or projector. I'll still suggest Roman Numeral Calculator though.
It might be a meal.
Anyone interested?
If you are you would become part of the "some of us organising" as that is what you'd be helping with.