Stefan Eissing

Spin to Win:

- a billions dollar startup get its source code leaked
- everyone sees hilarious stupid things, ridiculing the startup
- the IPO is in danger

- a Mythical New Product is announced that is ultra-super-good, but too dangerous. Only orgs that have an interest in the startup doing well get access.
- the media goes crazy with doomerisms. „Will this be the end of <something people are emotionally attached to>?“
- everyone forgets about the leaked, shoddy stuff

Works every time.😌

May 11 at 7:14amWeb
Show threadaburka 🫣May 11

@icing for extra points, literally use Mythical as the name of the Mythical Product

or if that's *too* obvious, change it a tiny bit, like Mythos or something idk

Show threadVissMay 11
@icing that reminds me, i have the zip somewhere, i need to see if its legit
Show threadPaul_IPv6May 11

@icing

Anthropic: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Internet: I don't think I was.
Anthropic: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Internet: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Anthropic: No, it's too perilous.
Internet: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Anthropic: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Internet: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Anthropic: No. It's unhealthy.

Show threadRudolph BottMay 11
@icing
Show threadm_berberichMay 12

@icing

Not everyone. Mainly Businesskasperle. But that's the ”important“ ones.

Show threadAndreas KMay 12

@icing
Who could you be taking about. Whistle.

Not that shoddy coding agent that is one hand extremely free with tokens and OTOH extremely pinchy when it hurts.