Ben RamseyOnce “Young Gary" gets its breath…
Those guys performed some awesome dance moves before the energy blast took them down.
Think about what’s important. You have only two options:
1. Fame and fortune
2. Obscurity
Hmm. I’d choose obscurity.
Did the journalist correct him on his pronunciation of “Pulitzer?”
I love how they have to put up hand-written signs on the port-o-potties to let you know they’re toilets.
The photo-journalist has a look that reminds me of a Baldwin brother (he’s not).
I have the feeling there was no script. The director just gave them a brief description of the scene, called "action," and then left the set.
“Please. Let’s go somewhere more secret” is code for, “I want to get into your pants.”
Don’t take him back to your room!
Did they just try to add elements from Twister to this?
This is really beyond horrible dialog.
“This can’t be happening!”
“No! This isn’t real!”
“The prophecy is fulfilled!”
“I can talk to him!”
“What’s your objective?”
“Kill the enemy and break their toys.”
“Good answer.”
Then, we never see her again. Why did she even get a line?
“Nothing leaves this jeep. Anything said here is top secret.”
“Okay. We believe you. Let’s start sharing top secret information.”
“It smells like old people.”
I’m just laughing at how objectively bad this movie is. I think it’s the worst so far, this year. Not bad in terms of boring or anything like that. Just bad because it’s so horribly written, directed, and acted. I can’t believe someone spent money on sending this to theaters.
It’s like they asked the bottom of the barrel from community theatre wannabes to write, direct, and act in this.
So, aliens are attacking and a giant monster is rampaging through the city, and the “experts” want to argue about who knew what? Typical.
The kids jumping and cheering in the shuttle bus has been the best part of this movie so far. They acted better than anyone else for their roles.
“We're not exactly in Vegas, are we?”
So, when you’re not in Vegas, the odds are…in your favor?
This is the absolute worst inspirational pep talk. It sounds extremely sarcastic.
Ah, the age-old trope of destroy-the-nuclear-power-plant-and-it-goes-off-like-a-bomb.
They've only just now realized they should attempt the use of infrared tracking.
If the bombers are on their way, why didn't they call back their jetpack team?
“Barbecue this, bucko!”
Is Young Gary going to save the day?
“Damn! This place is turning into a freaking prehistoric petting zoo!”
They gave this guy all the “good” lines.
Young Gary, you're our only hope!
I just want to see the captain killed because of his atrocious acting.
“We’ve come to far. This can’t happen now.”
“Have faith, Holly.”
Young Gary, please rescue us, the audience, from this horrible dialog!
Why are there still people on the streets around there?
I hope they can’t reach the pilot. They need to drop the bombs and destroy this movie.
These aliens are such wimps. They should stick around and destroy everything.
That captain guy is like 7 feet tall!
Wells Fargo and Citibank get some prime advertisement.
Wow. That was…something.
Wow. Just wow. Words cannot express. It was awful, but I’m really happy to have experienced it with all of you.
As always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo card, @JoeWynne for the drink recipe and trivia, @ryan for the live stream, @paco for data analysis at https://gallery.don.monster, @combatwombat for the replay, and all of you for making it awesome!
“From now on, just leave things where you find them.”
Maybe, from now on, don’t leave experimental and dangerous scientific equipment out where kids can get it.
“Boy, I’m really tired tonight.”
Dude! You just got married. Are you serious?
At least give him an hour and five minutes.
Scarab (Sarah)@ramsey That, too.
Cherizilla@ramsey 🏆 Victory!