Jonathan Lamothe
Root #monsterdon post
May 11 at 12:31amWeb
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
What the hell was that balloon filled with? Hydrogen? #monsterdon
Show threadDavid ZaslavskyMay 11

@me that was my guess too... probably the first thing to come to a writer's mind when you need an explosive balloon

Or maybe methane idk

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
@diazona Would methane float?
Show threadDavid ZaslavskyMay 11

@me good question... a quick web search suggests yes, it's about half the density of air

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
Oh, I can tell bybthe preview, we're in for a treat tonight! #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
The professor is weirdly intense, isn't he? #monsterdon
Show threadBeckyMay 11
@me the professor is already my villain of the movie
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
They pretty quickly went from "get the hell out of here" to "come have some iced tea". #Monstedon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
"Fame and fortune" are clearly more important than measley human lives, obviously. #Monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
Just how many rolls of film did this guy bring? #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
"Just remember that you're all illegals and I'll report every damn last one of you!... and the fact that I've been breaking labour laws by hiring you while I'm at it!" #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
Why is everyone so casual about the number of "accidents" on this site? #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
I love that this guy's evidence for this theory is "some guy told me this story." This is of course #monsterdon so I know he's actually right, but you can't blame anyone for not buying his story.
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
This explosion is throwing cars around, but the people who were standing right next to it are somehow fine? #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11

"You're my creation! I made you!"

No you didn't, and even if you did, do you expect it understands English?

#monsterdon

Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
Oh, the aliens do speak English, so maybe the dinosaur does too? #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
Surely it's afraid of your measley pistol. #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
"Of course you've never heard of us. We're a level five classified government agency. Obviously you can just take my word for it." #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
You know, that was a weird angle for a satellite feed. Just sayin'. #minsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11

"We can't use our fancy new laser. It's not safe!"

Yeah, because the rampaging monster is totally safe.

#monsterdon

Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
I want a jet pack! #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
I guess stop drop and roll isn't an option when you're flying on a jet pack. #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
See? The monster was just misunderstood. #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
If the aliens had these weapons they could just use from orbit, why didn't they just use them to begin with? #monsterdon
Show threadJonathan LamotheMay 11
I love how brittle these buildings are. #monsterdon