Droppie
why not simply add a clause to the T&C of all cruise ship ticket purchases notifying the dupes that once they contract the latest fatal virus on the floating petri dish, their fate is sealed, they accept this, & nobody is obliged to intervene to rescue them? simples.

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May 10 at 10:22pmWeb
Show thread𝙳𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝙵𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙May 11

@MsDropbear42

And that anyone who so much as sneezes will be set adrift in an inflatable with a week's rations and a bible.

Show threadDroppieMay 11
@Sheep_Overboard oh perfect... not only, but most especially for those final three words 🤣