I have lived in #Kernow my whole (nearly two decades) life and this is the first pasty I have ever eaten. I can assure you it will not be the last, probably not even the last this afternoon.
FYI for any confused non-Cornish people
@staustellsimon In short: allergies 
But now that my gluten allergy is becoming more of an intolerance (for some reason), it's becoming worth the increasingly-less-painful stomach ache