Fluorescent Beige
Deep Beige
Rich Beige
Metallic Beige
Neon Beige
Bright Beige

The colors of #BeigeParty

Pale Beige
Burnt Beige
Raw Beige
Medium Beige
Process Beige
Columbia Beige
Autumn Beige
Bondi Beige

The Colors of #BeigeParty

Snow Beige
English Racing Beige
Tropical Beige
Pacific Beige
Dusty Beige
Forest Beige
Beige Sparkle
Beige Mist

#BeigeParty

Vintage Beige
Modern Beige
Antique Beige

Colors of #BeigeParty

Strawberry Beige
Dishwater Beige
Platinum Beige

Hair Colors of #BeigeParty

Sky Beige
Sunset Beige
Midnight Beige
Jet Beige
LunarBeige
Blood Beige
Mirror Beige

The Colors of #BeigeParty

I will conclude with the most important one of them all:

Vanta Beige!

The colors of #BeigeParty

@Devils_Rancher
Creme egg insertions and palettes of beiges
Paying Ben's million in very small stages
Robes and a sacrifice tied up with string
These are a few of my beigerest things
@woe2you Took me a minute to lock onto the melody. 😂
@Devils_Rancher No “Putty Beige”?
@MichaelPorter I can’t do this all by myself! The human eye can see more than a million colors of beige!

@MichaelPorter @Devils_Rancher

let's go 80s

No not those 80s, the real 80s

dot matrix printer beige
"smokers work here" beige
shoulder padded sport jacket beige
cable knit sweater beige
McDonald's Playplace countertop beige

@TeflonTrout @Devils_Rancher "smokers work here" beige, formerly white, soon to be brownish yellow…

@MichaelPorter @Devils_Rancher

The very one! I can still smell it, whenever I close my eyes when it is cold outside and I am alone

@Devils_Rancher "Modern Beige" was a great David Bowie song

@Devils_Rancher

Beige Sparkle is my stripper name.

@Devils_Rancher
That's just part of it. Her full stripper name is Beige Porsche Sparkle
because we all know girls who are named Porsche essentially have their destiny written out for them to be masters of the pole.

@Wallflower

@WrenArcher @Wallflower And women named after alcoholic beverages, like Brandi & Sherry.

@Devils_Rancher
Can we make an amendment to her full name? I mean she *does* love her some Truly Tropical Lemonade.

Beige Porsche Truly Sparkle.

(god, she's gonna strangle me. 🤪)

@Wallflower

@WrenArcher @Devils_Rancher

I don't know where the Truly should fall here.
Truly Beige Porsche Sparkle?
Beige Porsche Truly Sparkle?
Beige Truly Porsche Sparkle?

I should Truly think about this.

@Wallflower
Hm. A quandary.
I guess it depends on where the emPHAsis feels natural. Also, is this code for you're gonna start day drinking without me???

🤨

@Devils_Rancher

@WrenArcher @Wallflower God I miss day drinking. 😂

Not so much the consequences. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Devils_Rancher @Wallflower

A little storytime where I passingly mention beer and it's the only thing even remotely affiliated with day drinking.

@WrenArcher @Wallflower Oh my god, that poor woman! Did you at least teach her llaves, cerveza and cartera after that? These are critical even for border towns!
@WrenArcher
😂😂😂😂
I bet she was pissed, I mean, livido, at you for making her think that variety of Spanglish was Spanish.
@Devils_Rancher

@Wallflower @Devils_Rancher Okay, so one critical thing I left out of the storytime is that she was trying to make a joke, which only adds to the intensity of her stepping out of her comfort zone. It's not something she would normally do or attempt to pull off.

So in raising her hand, speaking up then attempting to make a little funny by just adding an "O" to the end of English words, backfired famously

@WrenArcher @Devils_Rancher

I like stick shifts

😂✨️

@Wallflower
OMG! Wallflower!!!

@Devils_Rancher

The Key to Her Ferrari

YouTube

@Devils_Rancher @WrenArcher @Wallflower

Semaphore out on the floor
Messages from outer space
Deep heat for the feet
The rhythm of your heartbeat…

Deep Beige: Hyperactivate
Raw Beige: Hyperactivate
Beige Mist: Hyperactivate
Bright Beige: HYPERACTIVATE!

#beige

@airwhale @WrenArcher @Wallflower 😂 Ha! Love Tomas Dolby to bits.

@Devils_Rancher @WrenArcher @Wallflower

Me too!

(I even made the mug… 🤭 Slightly nerdy, I know.)

@airwhale @WrenArcher @Wallflower No, that’s just awesome! Matthew Seligman was such a huge influence- a big part of me getting my first fretless and learning to play it.

@Devils_Rancher

You might of course know this, but Patti Austin did a fantastic cover of ”The Ability to Swing”.

Not every day I meet a Thomas Dolby fan, and sharing is caring 🙂

@airwhale I have not heard that!

We are out here, lurking in our corners of the internet. 😀 Like tiny insects in the palm of history.

@Wallflower I just choked on my coffee. I hope this was the desired reaction.

@WrenArcher @Devils_Rancher

@StaceyCornelius
Oh yes. I am here for fun, love, laughs, kindness, and beauty.
Like one expects with someone with Sparkle in her name.
@WrenArcher @Devils_Rancher
@Wallflower @WrenArcher I… have no double entendres that don’t take this over the edge of decency on main. 😂