devoluteWhen I get a million pounds sterling from my labours, I will buy this canal barge and then announce "I'm on the spectrum" at every alehouse I happen to visit on my tour of British waterways.
Everyone will clap.
World Basement Classic@devolute I would personally repaint it to look like a Sinclair Spectrum.
@diffrentcolours Of course you would. This is Mastodon :)
Every time you stop and you get off you've got to spend 5 minutes noisily loading it again. *_loud screeching_
@devolute I mean 5 minutes is no time at all, in canal boat time where you're travelling at 5 knots max.