Girl on the NetThis evening a ludicrously beautiful member of the bar staff told me they loved one of my piercings, and for a moment I was like ‘oooh flutter, maybe they fancy me’, but then I stepped back to assess and sadly they were in their early 20s so probably they were just thinking it’s nice that old people have cool piercings sometimes too.
Anyway even though Hot Bar Staff was too young for me, the friend I was in the pub with offered to let me buy two rounds in a row so I could go back and see if the energy continued. V kind of him.
Nav@girlonthenet A true friend would have paid for the round but sent you to the bar. Basically providing a flirting fund!
Drew Mochak@girlonthenet You don't know that!
@prism true but to find out I’d have to try and flirt with someone in their early 20s and I don’t think I can bring myself to do that.
Clayfoot@girlonthenet meanwhile, a young fellow is recounting to his mate how he met this beautiful woman with a lovely piercing who wouldn't give him the time of day, and what a pity she didn't fancy him